Jpeg.elite

why .com or .onion when you can .jpeg?

jpeg.elite
jpeg.elite is a secret society built and founded among the ideology that privacy is a human right, and that encryption is the answer to the problems of humanity. The exact beginning of jpeg.elite is unknown, but rather was first noticed after their first system release, Jpeg Mainframe, buying all of the add space on google. As jpeg.elite released more advanced editions of their chatrooms and servers, more people started to catch on. The specifics are underneath:

jpeg.mainframe 1990 (beta)
The first jpeg.elite release, mainframe offered opportunities no other system had at the time. Private chatrooms, high encryption, it is what every criminal or businessman would have wanted at the time. Pre-selected username scrambles helped protect yourself, but kept able to know who was talking. Big and bold ascii texts ran across the screen, it was defiantly the next generation of chatroom and users couldn't wait on the full release.

jpeg.hacker 1991 (alpha)
Following the profound success of mainframe in 1990, hacker was released one year later in alpha. With more puzzles and egg hunts, the users were extremely engaged with the whole process, cracking base64 cyphers and hidden urls to other sites. But hacker was still in alpha, and people were waiting on the real deal.

jpeg.ultra 1993
Here it was! The full release of the .elite systems! Unlike the previous two chat systems, Ultra offered a lot less in the mainframe menu, encouraging their users to sweep every last cypher to get the full experience. The chatrooms looked a lot nicer in Ultra, but there was one "bug" that kept scaring people. Known as user.404, this anonymous user is the last of the jpeg.elite OG's, every other member completely vaporized off the face of the internet. Whether the society members are even alive or not, is unknown.

jpeg.////////// 19///
An unofficial release for the jpeg.elite line, but can be found in every systems code, with text stating, '>run ///////." or ">error. could not run ////////". Possible data breach, theorists have claimed, but they never got around to actually solving the mystery. Maybe it has to do with the missing members.

jpeg.mastodon 1997
Once thought extinct, jpeg.elite emerged once again from the darkness that is dark web scavenger hunts, releasing the most popular .elite system in the society's history. Offering the ingenious idea of personalized servers, not just chatrooms, but entire servers, with editable code and bots, mastodon brought an entirely new experience for their following, now known as the elites. The yeezyverse was built on this software, as well as its neighbors.

jpeg.quantum 1999
A few short years after mastodon, quantum was found. Quantum specialized in base64 urls, and practically untraceable transactions between users. Used as a safe alternative to exchange despacrypto and other cryptocurrencies.

jpeg.hyper
In the mastodon and quantum code, no user has yet to find it.