Thot Goggles

Thot Goggles are an immensely important tool of the everyday lifestyle in the Yeezyverse, the user being able to detect thots just from looking around, to prevent any unwanted trust in a thot, for as the founding fathers of the Yeezyverse, [surprise, surprise, it’s the CGTB] wrote down as the 1st amendment, Never trust a thot. Residents across the galaxy are reminded of this rule, take example from the smash-hit 240 hours, written by one of the fathers himself, in the lyric, “Don’t you forget that 1st amendment, 240 hours spend them well.”-copyright Oryza. Thot Goggles, however, are not to be mixed up with Clout Goggles, for they are complete opposites, despite common belief. Clout Goggles tend to make you completely blind to Thots, which can often be a fatal mistake. Thot Goggles come in different shapes and sizes, all with different strengths of detection.

One may ask “But how can I be sure to steer away from Thotties?” Well, for that reason people look up to Clout God and his all-knowing power. Across the Yeezyverse CG spreads his wisdom, most commonly in the form of music concerts, [see Lollapatooza].