A$AP FLEXX

A$AP Flexx is an up-and-coming soundcloud rapper who once was a part of the A$AP Mob. However, they deemed him “too friccin lit” for the Mob and kicked him out. At that point, Flexx’s career hit a low. He was spending most of his times indoors playing Thotnite + inecraft and vaping cough syrup, until one day a mysterious package arrived at his crib. The parcel had an unidentifiable green plant in it and had the words “Clouticus Plant” scrawled on the box. A$AP Flexx knew exactly what to do. He put that sucker into his Juulian Custom Vape Pen and took a deep breath in. He exhaled. All of a sudden, Flexx was a lyrical spiritual individual and could spit fire over anything. He was uploading new tracks almost daily to his soundcloud and was making hella bread. No one could guard him. Then he got the call. It was the one and only Clout God on the other end of the phone. Flexx knew that this was his big moment. The phone call went as follows:

A$AP Flexx: Hey! Wass brackin jimmyjimjimbo

Clout God: Not much. You wanna come to my place later? I got something for you.

AF: Pause. But in all seriousness, sure. 3 sound good?

CG: Sure family.

* end of call*

This may not seem like much, but A$AP Flexx ended up meeting Clout God in person. Clout God would go on to promote A$AP Flexx to moderator of the Yeezyverse, and Flexx ascended to a metaconscious being. Sadly, in the process of ascending his mixtape (dubbed the “Flexxtape” after the adhesive product Flexxtape) was destroyed.